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The Oreo Flavored Toothpaste Challenge

The Oreo Flavored Toothpaste Challenge

I have an idea! What about an Oreo flavored toothpaste? I’m pretty sure that it would not help with cleaning any house that kids live in, but it certainly is intriguing. I’m not sure even how clean your teeth would actually get. I love Oreos and all but I am not sure...
Our House Was Clean Last Week, We Promise!

Our House Was Clean Last Week, We Promise!

I swear last week our house was spotless. There weren’t any dishes in the sink. There wasn’t any laundry on the floor. That layer of dust you see wasn’t event here. Please don’t write in the dust! I’m pretty sure even our toilet was clean. Can you imagine a...
How You Are Affected By Internet Distractions

How You Are Affected By Internet Distractions

What in the world are we going to do all day? The internet has been out since last night! No email? No Facebook? No twitter? How will we survive? Is this how it was for the cavemen before internet distractions? How awful. We could go outside and do something, but it...
Have Multiple Personalities? Picking One That Cleans

Have Multiple Personalities? Picking One That Cleans

My husband keeps telling me I have multiple personalities. One is sweet and kind, one is grumpy, and one is super angry. He only likes one of them. I wonder which one it is. I get along with all three of them, but I am still trying to convince at least the sweet and...
What Things Make House Cleaning Fun?

What Things Make House Cleaning Fun?

Probably the ONLY way to make house cleaning fun is to avoid doing it completely. You could read that book you’ve been wanting to read if you didn’t have to clean the house. Maybe even go shopping! Now if only there was a way to get all that cleaning done...
Who Killed The House Cleaning Fairy!?

Who Killed The House Cleaning Fairy!?

Awww, those cute little Dust Bunnies are everywhere! They are so cute and fluffy. They cover every surface of our homes, including hiding under all the furniture, greeting us as we come and go daily. They even like to hang out together in every corner of the house!...
Messy Hosts? Create Better Hosting Habits

Messy Hosts? Create Better Hosting Habits

We need a new word for “ messy ”. My house was so messy that even after hours of cleaning, it was still a mess. What in the world was I doing for the last two hours? And what was I doing before I started cleaning? Maybe we could call it ult-messy (short for...
Cleaning Recklessly Won’t Make You Happy

Cleaning Recklessly Won’t Make You Happy

The truth is that if you can’t find a single particle of dust in a home, it probably isn’t being lived in. When we live a healthy active lifestyle, we make a mess. Whether it’s the dirt from the shoes we just took off from a jog through our favorite park...
Are You a Hoarders’ Prospect Yet? Find Out Now!

Are You a Hoarders’ Prospect Yet? Find Out Now!

Life is all about perspective, right? Your house is probably sparkling clean compared to the houses they’ve shown on that TV show. Those people literally live in piles of trash. All of a sudden your house is looking pretty immaculate, right? So the next time...
How Hard Can You Spin Your Revolving Door?

How Hard Can You Spin Your Revolving Door?

Seriously — didn’t I just finish mopping this floor? How can there be dirt on it already? The mop hasn’t even had a chance to dry. Housekeeping has got to be the most unsatisfying chore of all time . It NEVER ENDS! Just as the laundry finishes, more dirty clothes fill...