Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:53PM | Published on Mar 14, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Instead of cleaning I just watched an episode of hoarders. I didn’t realize how fantastic my house really looks!” — Unknown Author Life is all about perspective, right? Your house is probably sparkling clean compared to the houses they’ve...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:51PM | Published on Mar 13, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.” — Marcelene Cox Seriously — didn’t I just finish mopping this floor? How can there be dirt on it already? The mop hasn’t even had a chance to dry. Housekeeping has got to be the most...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:51PM | Published on Mar 13, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Housekeeping ain’t no joke.” — Louisa May Keeping a house clean is hard work. REALLY hard work. It is never-ending, back-breaking, and messy. Nothing about it is easy or glamorous, and it certainly isn’t funny. People may make jokes about it but no...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:50PM | Published on Mar 13, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?” — Phyllis Diller Housework may be too risky. The washing machine could explode. The sponge could bite. That feather duster looks pretty evil. And what happens if the vacuum should attack?...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:49PM | Published on Mar 13, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.” — Joan Rivers Sometimes it feels as if all we do is clean. Maybe we should all take Joan’s advice and do it only every six months. I...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:46PM | Published on Mar 12, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.” — Mario Buatta Who needs furniture polish, right? Just build up a healthy layer of dust and your furniture will last for decades! Mario may be a genius because we all dislike dusting, and we all...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:45PM | Published on Jan 20, 2017 | Savvy Humor |
“I’m going to start having weekly OCD group meetings at my house. I don’t have OCD but surely someone will be bothered enough to clean my house.” — Unknow author I hear about people with OCD. What I wouldn’t do to have one of them...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:43PM | Published on Nov 12, 2016 | Savvy Humor |
“A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework.” — Ruby Lou Barnhill. Ruby is a smart gal. She knows that there are so many things she would rather be doing than scrubbing toilets or windows. Aren’t there things you would...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:41PM | Published on Nov 12, 2016 | Savvy Humor |
“There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running. — Robert Brault Sometimes there is a really good reason not to scrub the floors, dust your cabinets, or wash a load of laundry. Maybe you don’t feel...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:40PM | Published on Nov 11, 2016 | Savvy Humor |
“My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.” — Bette Midler Oh how the times have changed since Bette muttered these words. Lucky for us ladies, women are no longer the sole house cleaners. In today’s world, men and women are equals...