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I swear last week our house was spotless. There weren’t any dishes in the sink. There wasn’t any laundry on the floor. That layer of dust you see wasn’t event here. Please don’t write in the dust! I’m pretty sure even our toilet was clean. Can you imagine a pristine toilet? Sorry that you missed that. It really was great. It smelled good too. In fact, the whole house smelled wonderful. But this isn’t that bad, right? Next time you visit us I’m sure our house will be clean again. It does happen on occasion. What a pity you missed out on it! How about you call first next time okay?

Our house was clean last week... Sorry you missed it. - Clean - savvy humor -

Our house was clean last week… Sorry you missed it. – Unknown

 

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