Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:57PM | Published on Mar 20, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“I wish one of my personalities liked to clean.” – Unknown Author My husband keeps telling me I have multiple personalities. One is sweet and kind, one is grumpy, and one is super angry. He only likes one of them. I wonder which one it is. I get along with...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:56PM | Published on Mar 19, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“You know what would make house cleaning way more fun? A maid!” – Unknown Author Probably the ONLY way to make house cleaning fun is to avoid doing it completely. You could read that book you’ve been wanting to read if you didn’t have to clean...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:56PM | Published on Mar 15, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“The Dust Bunnies killed my Cleaning Fairy.” – Unknown Author Awww, those cute little Dust Bunnies are everywhere! They are so cute and fluffy. They cover every surface of our homes, including hiding under all the furniture, greeting us as we come and go...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:55PM | Published on Mar 15, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Had to clean my house for two hours just to tell guests ‘Sorry for the mess!'” – Unknown Author We need a new word for “ messy ”. My house was so messy that even after hours of cleaning, it was still a mess. What in the world was I doing for...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:54PM | Published on Mar 14, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Our house is clean enough to be healthy, but dirty enough to be happy.” — Unknown Author The truth is that if you can’t find a single particle of dust in a home, it probably isn’t being lived in. When we live a healthy active lifestyle, we...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:53PM | Published on Mar 14, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Instead of cleaning I just watched an episode of hoarders. I didn’t realize how fantastic my house really looks!” — Unknown Author Life is all about perspective, right? Your house is probably sparkling clean compared to the houses they’ve...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:51PM | Published on Mar 13, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.” — Marcelene Cox Seriously — didn’t I just finish mopping this floor? How can there be dirt on it already? The mop hasn’t even had a chance to dry. Housekeeping has got to be the most...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:51PM | Published on Mar 13, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Housekeeping ain’t no joke.” — Louisa May Keeping a house clean is hard work. REALLY hard work. It is never-ending, back-breaking, and messy. Nothing about it is easy or glamorous, and it certainly isn’t funny. People may make jokes about it but no...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:50PM | Published on Mar 13, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?” — Phyllis Diller Housework may be too risky. The washing machine could explode. The sponge could bite. That feather duster looks pretty evil. And what happens if the vacuum should attack?...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:49PM | Published on Mar 13, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.” — Joan Rivers Sometimes it feels as if all we do is clean. Maybe we should all take Joan’s advice and do it only every six months. I...