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Don’t Play Funny With Me

Don’t Play Funny With Me

Keeping a house clean is hard work. REALLY hard work. It is never-ending, back-breaking, and messy. Nothing about it is easy or glamorous, and it certainly isn’t funny. People may make jokes about it but no one that actually does housekeeping is laughing. Well, maybe...
Life is About Taking Chances

Life is About Taking Chances

Housework may be too risky. The washing machine could explode. The sponge could bite. That feather duster looks pretty evil. And what happens if the vacuum should attack? Anything can happen. It is better not to take any chances. Cleaning your own home might very well...
Speaking of Cleaning Cycles – 6 Months?

Speaking of Cleaning Cycles – 6 Months?

Sometimes it feels as if all we do is clean. Maybe we should all take Joan’s advice and do it only every six months. I guess if we were all rich and famous perhaps we could. After all, she has all the money she needs to simply buy new dishes after every meal instead...
Start Living Today

Start Living Today

What would you rather have written on your tombstone: “Her house was always clean” or “She always lived life to the fullest?” Okay – that is a little morbid, but the truth is that we all need to think like Rose! Time is ticking away. Would you rather be vacuuming the...
Are You Protecting Your Furniture?

Are You Protecting Your Furniture?

Who needs furniture polish, right? Just build up a healthy layer of dust and your furniture will last for decades! Mario may be a genius because we all dislike dusting, and we all want to protect our expensive furniture. Unfortunately, that pretty furniture would look...
Are We Talking Lazy or Opportunistic?

Are We Talking Lazy or Opportunistic?

I hear about people with OCD. What I wouldn’t do to have one of them living in my house. They cannot stand dirt specks on the floor, and they will go crazy if a single book is out of place on the shelf. Everything has it’s own little place, and that is where it...
Let’s See Who a Bright Person Calls First

Let’s See Who a Bright Person Calls First

Ruby is a smart gal. She knows that there are so many things she would rather be doing than scrubbing toilets or windows. Aren’t there things you would rather be doing too? If you are bright like Ruby, call out a maid service to do all of the dirty work and go live...
Skipping Does Payoff (Sometimes)

Skipping Does Payoff (Sometimes)

Sometimes there is a really good reason not to scrub the floors, dust your cabinets, or wash a load of laundry. Maybe you don’t feel well, maybe your best friend called to whisk you away for dinner, or maybe you’d rather just veg out on couch today. Whatever the...
Scrubbing Floors? Good Thing We’re Not in a Macho Era

Scrubbing Floors? Good Thing We’re Not in a Macho Era

Oh how the times have changed since Bette muttered these words. Lucky for us ladies, women are no longer the sole house cleaners. In today’s world, men and women are equals and split the workload of household chores. But also in today’s world no one has to scrub their...
Serious Scrubbing? Excuses Excuses Excuses

Serious Scrubbing? Excuses Excuses Excuses

Cecil is actually onto something here. Think about it. You mop the floor and your mop gets dirty. You bathe the dog and your tub gets covered in dog hair. You clean up the garage and now all of a sudden you have to do laundry because your clothes are filthy. Even in...