Last updated Aug 22, 2018 at 9:40AM | Published on May 12, 2018 | Cleaning Tips, General Blog |
A home is for people, not for stuff, dust, and dirt. Every once in awhile, you need to take back your home from the encroaching junk. Every once in a while, you need a deep house cleaning. A deep house cleaning is more than just wiping a few things down, making the...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:01PM | Published on Mar 23, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.” – Unknown I have an idea! What about an Oreo flavored toothpaste? I’m pretty sure that it would not help with cleaning any house that kids live in, but it certainly is...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:05PM | Published on Mar 22, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Our house was clean last week… Sorry you missed it.” – Unknown I swear last week our house was spotless. There weren’t any dishes in the sink. There wasn’t any laundry on the floor. That layer of dust you see wasn’t event here. Please...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:04PM | Published on Mar 21, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“A clean house is a sign of no internet connection.” – Unknown What in the world are we going to do all day? The internet has been out since last night! No email? No Facebook? No twitter? How will we survive? Is this how it was for the cavemen...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:57PM | Published on Mar 20, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“I wish one of my personalities liked to clean.” – Unknown Author My husband keeps telling me I have multiple personalities. One is sweet and kind, one is grumpy, and one is super angry. He only likes one of them. I wonder which one it is. I get along with...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:56PM | Published on Mar 19, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“You know what would make house cleaning way more fun? A maid!” – Unknown Author Probably the ONLY way to make house cleaning fun is to avoid doing it completely. You could read that book you’ve been wanting to read if you didn’t have to clean...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:56PM | Published on Mar 15, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“The Dust Bunnies killed my Cleaning Fairy.” – Unknown Author Awww, those cute little Dust Bunnies are everywhere! They are so cute and fluffy. They cover every surface of our homes, including hiding under all the furniture, greeting us as we come and go...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:55PM | Published on Mar 15, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Had to clean my house for two hours just to tell guests ‘Sorry for the mess!'” – Unknown Author We need a new word for “ messy ”. My house was so messy that even after hours of cleaning, it was still a mess. What in the world was I doing for...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:54PM | Published on Mar 14, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Our house is clean enough to be healthy, but dirty enough to be happy.” — Unknown Author The truth is that if you can’t find a single particle of dust in a home, it probably isn’t being lived in. When we live a healthy active lifestyle, we...Last updated Jul 24, 2018 at 1:53PM | Published on Mar 14, 2018 | Savvy Humor |
“Instead of cleaning I just watched an episode of hoarders. I didn’t realize how fantastic my house really looks!” — Unknown Author Life is all about perspective, right? Your house is probably sparkling clean compared to the houses they’ve...